May 11, 2012
"When living the single life in New York, it is important not to share a room with a friend. What if you want to have a boy over? Not that I would condone a sleep-over or anything, but I’m just saying if you want to have someone over to listen to music on your bed, a roommate would just get in the way. [Note: I think this is what my mother believes happens when a date comes home with you.]"

“You’re Not Going to Find a Boyfriend in Pants That Tight” + 6 More Gay Dating Tips from My Mom


April 1, 2012
"Old Navy is excited to announce its new plushie line of full-body furry animal suits. You’re welcome."

Old Navy’s April Fool’s Joke (Inadvertently?) Involves Sexual Fetishes


November 8, 2010
I find it a turn-off when…

heisnicebut:

A guy uses multiple “hehes” in his messages via OKStupid. I may even hate it more than LOL….gasp!

So glad someone else disapproves of the LOL. 


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