May 11, 2012
"When living the single life in New York, it is important not to share a room with a friend. What if you want to have a boy over? Not that I would condone a sleep-over or anything, but I’m just saying if you want to have someone over to listen to music on your bed, a roommate would just get in the way. [Note: I think this is what my mother believes happens when a date comes home with you.]"
April 1, 2012
"Old Navy is excited to announce its new plushie line of full-body furry animal suits. You’re welcome."