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10 Reasons I Would Never Date A Runner Even Though I Am One

They think they are better than everyone else, and that they have done something that mere mortals cannot do. […] Just move your legs faster. Just train every day. Just tap the treadmill up a notch. Just put one foot in front of the other. It can be done.

My coworker Lauren on why runners are annoying. I don’t know, Lauren — I DO think runners are pretty damn special. I can only run for a couple of minutes before I feel like dying.  

Race you to the bar and we’ll argue about it there? (Just kidding — I’m gonna walk.)